billy bob and the trooper.
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Who's gonna do the work then? Not the rest of them by the looks of it.
Not this crew . Can’t even see the guy doing the work because of all the lazy dogs. Not an uncommon sight unfortunately. Don’t wonder why productivity numbers are so low.
Naaa, That's overseas somewhere...there was an ad for 1 job...those are the guys that showed up for an interview.
Agreed. The sign is in English I noticed but I have no clue where this is , just saying it’s a universal occurrence. I meant no offence to the DPW employees who do get a lot done but for some reason the Department in general gets a bad rap. Ask @Murray, lol .
If you ask Murray, he will derail the Thread lol...
Murray, follow the appropriate link to derail...
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Anyone Else Fascinated By Old Locomotives?
Love these old streamliners...
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Don't poke the bear!Murray, follow the appropriate link to derail...
Anyone Else Fascinated By Old Locomotives?
Love these old streamliners...
This is the “ general and off topic “ thread isn’t it. Because it clearly gets off the rails often, lol .Murray, follow the appropriate link to derail...
Anyone Else Fascinated By Old Locomotives?
Love these old streamliners...
I was 5 under once with a go to pin position on the 18th. I saw my wife standing at the back of the green with a shovel. I purposely shanked my wedge OB. You can thank her that I am here today...
Your not criticising my Department of Public Works are you???
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in
awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to
the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee
through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used
to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.
Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I
stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge
clippers. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I
surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off
it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays.”
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in
awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to
the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee
through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used
to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.
Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I
stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge
clippers. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I
surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off
it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays.”
We would never do that.
How many public works employees does it take to change a light bulb?
One to issue the requisition form LB24, one to sign the work order DF69, three to consult with management and reject both forms as not applicable to maintenance as per regulations. Seventeen to form a fact finding committee to discuss the overuse of LB24 and after ten months of debate, there was an inquiry into the findings of this committee. Then twenty-one members will discuss the ramifications of the darkened rooms. After a further year the public works director called a press conference to announce their increased budget spending to undergo employee training in light bulb replacement methods. Finally after 11 months of training, the director came back to Council with his report."It appears that the training was not necessary as while the employees were away in training, the janitor changed the light bulb for us."
