Sung to the Beatles "Here comes the sun"
billy bob and the trooper.
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Hey @Murray20c8 go back to the very first post made by Buckhorn 76 in this thread and read his bio. 
OK, well, I decided long ago that I wasn't going to read all 153 pages so I never read the first post! lol.Hey @Murray20c8 go back to the very first post made by Buckhorn 76 in this thread and read his bio.
Divorces made easy or how to make a permanent life in the dog house.
Good Post Murray,, but, I'm thinkin' you can't have a permanent life, however, being dead is permanent and a stunt like this just might get ya' killed. The murderer, on the other hand, would get off based on "Justifiable Homicide"
How can one travel at warp speed with a colder than cold engine? lol
WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!!
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right side.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ....
'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew......
Bastards won't let me fart.
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right side.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ....
'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew......
Bastards won't let me fart.
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