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Maybe I should have kept quiet and see how many more fell for it, LOL
billy bob and the trooper.
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Dave91TM
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Opportunity lost.
I heard the FBI spent a lot of time in his wife's closet. Probably checked out every thong she had. LOL.
If the message was in french, i would be 100% sure it was in Montreal. Lol
So funny, can't beleive I just got caught in that one.
To good, be sure I will use this one again with friends
Dave91TM
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It was a new Rock ballet titled Rock n Roll Hootchie Coo
AxeZ06
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times'
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times'
I want her on my side...LOL
She can punch better than me.
She can punch better than me.
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Out here as well. Earlier this month a would be thief broke into an underground utility box and proceeded to use bolt cutters to cut a 25,000 volt copper cable. After 6000 people were without power, city workers investigating the outage found the bolt cutters welded to the cable. Police are still looking for the suspect but wonder how he didn't fry.