That's why you bought a Corvette Rruuff.
Just two people!
That's why you bought a Corvette Rruuff.Thanks but no thanks. I like my personal space. Was only in one of those push and shove rushes to get on a train in Medillin, Colombia a few years back. I was not happy. You sort of have to throw your Canadian politeness out the window....along with a few Colombians.... lol...
And a good distance between themThat's why you bought a Corvette Rruuff.
Just two people!
The day after his mother-in-law disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.
"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your mother-in-law," said one of the officers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.
The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your mother-in-law's body in the bay."
"Lord sufferin' Jaysus!" exclaimed Flynn.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow.
Now don't you east coasters get upset - this is a great idea!
Good idea to claim copyright.1 BAD 9T9, you can have a free pass on that one. It has been along time since I heard it but it was from Nova Scotia then.
Thanks for the free pass. Actually I deleted the heading so I would not get you Islanders mad at me but it said "Newfie Happiness". Maybe now you will want to change your mind regarding the free pass. lol1 BAD 9T9, you can have a free pass on that one. It has been along time since I heard it but it was from Nova Scotia then.
Actually south shore NS lobster fisherman have been using that method for decades. Many of them have had 20 to 30 wives just to keep the mother-in-law bait supply constant...LOL, Looks like we are going to have to have a committee meeting on it out in the shed
If the shed is in Twillingate, then that will be a really exciting day for the small town. When I was there the only thing of interest I saw were icebergs. lolLOL, Looks like we are going to have to have a committee meeting on it out in the shed
Did she conceive?Dated a girl from Conception Bay once. If they are all like her, we should have the committee meeting there... just sayin'....
I was careful.