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1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and
he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

3.. Before Mt. Everest was discovered,
what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures
two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language is
always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his
birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with
a wooden leg. Why not?

8. What was the President's name in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person
in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white"
or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
 
. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

Johnny

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and
he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Meat

3.. Before Mt. Everest was discovered,
what was the highest mountain in the world?

Mt Everest

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures
two feet by three feet by four feet?

None

5. What word in the English Language is
always spelled incorrectly?

incorrectly

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his
birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

????

7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with
a wooden leg. Why not?

???

8. What was the President's name in 1975?

????

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person
in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Second place

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white"
or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Niether..yoke is yellow like my car

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
????/



Ok..I got some of them anyway...man I really need to get some good weather and get off this computer........ :rofl:
 
I didn't catch #1, or 5 but to add to the list...

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his
birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

He was born or lives south of the Equator

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

One

This was fun! Thanks for posting Colin!
 
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

One

Damn Riley...not sure how I missed this one.......... DUH !
 
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

One

Damn Riley...not sure how I missed this one.......... DUH !

LOL, no worries -- Some of them are so dang obvious we miss it entirely (at least initially).....:rofl:


Like #7 Brian: Wooden legs don't make very good cameras.;)
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