It was just announced by Team President Mark Shapiro and General Manager Ross Atkins that all "Ball People" have been relieved of their duties effective immediately. "We will whip this team into shape and this is the start" said Shapiro," we did this in Cleveland and it produced immediate results".
"Ticket prices will of course have to rise to compensate for hiring new staff at premium salaries. We will also be introducing new team outfits to keep our crowd base in the best of best of all things Blue Jays." A new product being introduced is the Blue Jays tape measure so Vladdy knows how far he actually is from second base. Pricing will be $27.95 and that includes a free Hot Dog with an insignificant $6.00 delivery charge."
"Ticket prices will of course have to rise to compensate for hiring new staff at premium salaries. We will also be introducing new team outfits to keep our crowd base in the best of best of all things Blue Jays." A new product being introduced is the Blue Jays tape measure so Vladdy knows how far he actually is from second base. Pricing will be $27.95 and that includes a free Hot Dog with an insignificant $6.00 delivery charge."