One night a nurse was making her rounds in a nursing home. While walking down the hall, she came across an open door. She looked in and saw old Frank sitting up in bed pretending to drive.
She then asked, 'Frank, what are you doing?' He replied, 'I'm driving to Toronto.'
The nurse smiled at him and carried on making her rounds.
The next night as she walked past Frank's room she saw the same thing.
Again she asked, 'Frank, what are you doing?' He replied, 'I'm driving to Toronto, it's a two day trip you know!'
The nurse smiled at him and carried on making her rounds .
Five minutes later she came across another open door and looked in.
She saw Bill pretending to dance with someone. She then asked, 'Bill, what are you doing?'
Bill replied, 'I'm dancing with Frank's wife, he's gone to Toronto for a couple of days...'.
She then asked, 'Frank, what are you doing?' He replied, 'I'm driving to Toronto.'
The nurse smiled at him and carried on making her rounds.
The next night as she walked past Frank's room she saw the same thing.
Again she asked, 'Frank, what are you doing?' He replied, 'I'm driving to Toronto, it's a two day trip you know!'
The nurse smiled at him and carried on making her rounds .
Five minutes later she came across another open door and looked in.
She saw Bill pretending to dance with someone. She then asked, 'Bill, what are you doing?'
Bill replied, 'I'm dancing with Frank's wife, he's gone to Toronto for a couple of days...'.
And, what is with this "Mature Crowd" title. We're car guys. Mature and car guy don't exactly fit into the same sentence. We're just old kids........with failing memories.