I caught myself watching a Little League re run on tv yesterday. Was actually more entertaining than watching million dollar players play for money instead of fun. Sports team owners must be pulling their hair out.Their teams are being paid well to stay home.
Covid-19 (Coronavirus) Memes
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???.... I'm sure this likely makes sense Sp...But other than the math, I am at a loss for understanding .... Go ahead...Call me dense... lol...
1· Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
2· I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
3· I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
4· Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
5· PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
6· Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
7· I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
8· This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot
9· Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
10· My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
11· Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
12· I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
13· I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
14· Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
15· Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
16· Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
2· I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
3· I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
4· Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
5· PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
6· Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
7· I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
8· This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot
9· Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
10· My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
11· Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
12· I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
13· I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
14· Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
15· Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
16· Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
Finally... A mask that guarantees no one comes close to you...
YAHOOOOO !!!
I’m going to ....
Thanks @Rruuff Day ,
I've been looking for somewhere to go
that is right there, out there,
in the middle of "no where"
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I know there are so many PITA advocates for social-distancing/stay@home
AND
perhaps not enough asking to please BUY
when ever possible ... thx♥
AND
perhaps not enough asking to please BUY
when ever possible ... thx♥
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