In all seriousness though I will say that sometimes it is well worth putting on your warmest and going out on the ice road or anywhere just out of town for a look because they can be awe inspiring. Something you have to see “ live “ to really comprehend how incredible they can be. Even in town you will see them quite often if you have the presence of mind to look up . You should see lights where you are I would think, maybe not as often but sometimes for sure. The first time I ever saw them was many years ago in Nova Scotia!I was just yankin your chain. I have no idea where it is or where Sirius or Ursa Major are .... As far as Uranus, I have no interest in that either.....