I dunno guys. I don't believe any listing on a sports car that says "never abused". People don't buy sports cars to never be abused. Now, your definition of "abuse" may be different than mine, but don't ever tell me that a car has never been floored, run to redline, squealed a tire, or such crap.
I appreciate the OP's sense of humor here. It's funny. And as far as abuse, well, he wasn't particularly nice to that brand of tire, and shoes on the seats is worth a cuff up the ear, but I wouldn't call that car abused.
It's been "funned".