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<blockquote data-quote="New C5er" data-source="post: 97535" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>Speeding in Ontario..</p><p></p><p>Good:</p><p></p><p></p><p>A Caledon OPP officer had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but</p><p>wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old</p><p>boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read</p><p>'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young accomplice down the</p><p>road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.</p><p>(And years ago kids used to just sell lemonade!)</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>2) Better:</p><p></p><p></p><p>A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an</p><p>automated radar post in Kingston , ON . An $80 speeding ticket was</p><p>included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $80.</p><p>The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>3) Absolute Best:</p><p></p><p></p><p>A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Ontario Provincial</p><p>Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she</p><p>said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the OPP Ball.' He</p><p>replied 'OPP don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while</p><p>she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his</p><p>book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard</p><p>to start her car.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="New C5er, post: 97535, member: 1335"] Speeding in Ontario.. Good: A Caledon OPP officer had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And years ago kids used to just sell lemonade!) 2) Better: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Kingston , ON . An $80 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $80. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. 3) Absolute Best: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Ontario Provincial Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the OPP Ball.' He replied 'OPP don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. [/QUOTE]
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