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<blockquote data-quote="New C5er" data-source="post: 36015" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>An old,blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. </p><p>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. </p><p>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' </p><p></p><p>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. </p><p></p><p>In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,</p><p> </p><p>'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:</p><p> </p><p>1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.</p><p></p><p>2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.</p><p> </p><p>3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.</p><p> </p><p>4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.</p><p> </p><p>5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.</p><p> </p><p>Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'</p><p> </p><p>The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="New C5er, post: 36015, member: 1335"] An old,blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' [/QUOTE]
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