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<blockquote data-quote="New C5er" data-source="post: 35060" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>This will warm your heart......... </p><p>Last week, I took my grand-children to a restaurant.</p><p>My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace.</p><p></p><p>As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the</p><p>food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And</p><p>liberty and justice for all! Amen!"</p><p></p><p>Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark,</p><p>"That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray.</p><p>Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"</p><p></p><p>Hearing this, my grand-son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is</p><p>God mad at me?"</p><p></p><p>As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was</p><p>certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.</p><p>He winked at my grand-son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was</p><p>a great prayer."</p><p></p><p>"Really?" my grand-son asked.</p><p>"Cross my heart," the man replied.</p><p></p><p>Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had</p><p>started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little</p><p>ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."</p><p></p><p>Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal. My</p><p>grand-son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the</p><p>rest of my life.</p><p></p><p>He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front</p><p>of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Shove it up</p><p>your a$$ you grouchy old bi#%h! "</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="New C5er, post: 35060, member: 1335"] This will warm your heart......... Last week, I took my grand-children to a restaurant. My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty and justice for all! Amen!" Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!" Hearing this, my grand-son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my grand-son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer." "Really?" my grand-son asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes." Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal. My grand-son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Shove it up your a$$ you grouchy old bi#%h! " [/QUOTE]
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