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<blockquote data-quote="LE BARON" data-source="post: 274434" data-attributes="member: 3515"><p>May have been posted before but still holds true</p><p></p><p>Deep Thoughts of a Retired Man</p><p></p><p><img src="http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/f314e51ff0ad4d6c8bdca7981ca038b2/an-elderly-man-rests-on-a-shady-balcony-deep-in-thought-hgw5hf.jpg" alt="an-elderly-man-rests-on-a-shady-balcony-" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p>I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. </p><p>The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.</p><p>My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."</p><p>She then said, "That's what you did yesterday!"</p><p>I replied, "I WASN'T DONE , SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW."</p><p>The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would</p><p>have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep</p><p>thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. </p><p>Finally I pondered an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?" </p><p>Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts,</p><p>but how could they know?</p><p>Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to</p><p>that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I</p><p>obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth,</p><p>a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." </p><p></p><p><strong>On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts!”</strong> </p><p></p><p>I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="LE BARON, post: 274434, member: 3515"] May have been posted before but still holds true Deep Thoughts of a Retired Man [IMG alt="an-elderly-man-rests-on-a-shady-balcony-"]http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/f314e51ff0ad4d6c8bdca7981ca038b2/an-elderly-man-rests-on-a-shady-balcony-deep-in-thought-hgw5hf.jpg[/IMG] I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." She then said, "That's what you did yesterday!" I replied, "I WASN'T DONE , SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?" Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." [B]On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts!”[/B][U] [/U] I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap. [/QUOTE]
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