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<blockquote data-quote="New C5er" data-source="post: 160331" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>What A Guy!</p><p>A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank."</p><p>Passenger : "Who?"</p><p>Cabbie : "Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab; things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."</p><p>Passenger : "There are always a few clouds over everybody."</p><p>Cabbie : "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."</p><p>Passenger : "Sounds like he was really something special."</p><p>Cabbie : "There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right."</p><p>Passenger : "Wow, what a guy!"</p><p>Cabbie : ‘He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if</p><p>she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man!. He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."</p><p>Passenger : "How did you meet him?"</p><p>Cabbie : "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="New C5er, post: 160331, member: 1335"] What A Guy! A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank." Passenger : "Who?" Cabbie : "Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab; things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger : "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie : "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger : "Sounds like he was really something special." Cabbie : "There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right." Passenger : "Wow, what a guy!" Cabbie : ‘He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man!. He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman." Passenger : "How did you meet him?" Cabbie : "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife. [/QUOTE]
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