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<blockquote data-quote="New C5er" data-source="post: 160308" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>>>> *They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the</p><p>>>> church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in</p><p>>>> church bulletins or were announced at church services: **</p><p>>>> **--------------------------**</p><p>>>> **</p><p>>>> *The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.*</p><p>>>> *-------------------------- ***</p><p>>>> **</p><p>>>> **Scouts****are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be</p><p>>>> recycled Proceeds will be used to cripple children. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------***</p><p>>>> **</p><p>>>> **The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water. 'The sermon</p><p>>>> tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of</p><p>>>> those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.**</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.**</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving</p><p>>>> obvious pleasure to the congregation. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a</p><p>>>> nursery downstairs. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all</p><p>>>> the help they can get. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the</p><p>>>> church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.</p><p>>>> Music will follow. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is</p><p>>>> Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.**</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of</p><p>>>> several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.**</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased</p><p>>>> person you want remembered.**</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **The church will host an evening of fine dining, super</p><p>>>> entertainment and gracious hostility. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.**</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.</p><p>>>> They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park</p><p>>>> across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation</p><p>>>> would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next</p><p>>>> Sunday. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please</p><p>>>> use the back door. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the</p><p>>>> Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to</p><p>>>> attend this tragedy.**</p><p>>>> *--------------------------*</p><p>>>> ****</p><p>>>> **Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian</p><p>>>> Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. **</p><p>>>> *--------------------------***</p><p>>>> **/And this one just about sums them all up/**</p><p>>>> **</p><p>>>> **The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan</p><p>>>> last Sunday:**</p><p>>>> **'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'*</p><p>>>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="New C5er, post: 160308, member: 1335"] >>> *They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the >>> church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in >>> church bulletins or were announced at church services: ** >>> **--------------------------** >>> ** >>> *The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.* >>> *-------------------------- *** >>> ** >>> **Scouts****are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be >>> recycled Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** >>> *--------------------------*** >>> ** >>> **The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water. 'The sermon >>> tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' ** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of >>> those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving >>> obvious pleasure to the congregation. ** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a >>> nursery downstairs. ** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all >>> the help they can get. ** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the >>> church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. ** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. >>> Music will follow. ** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is >>> Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of >>> several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased >>> person you want remembered.** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **The church will host an evening of fine dining, super >>> entertainment and gracious hostility. ** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. >>> They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. ** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park >>> across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. ** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation >>> would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next >>> Sunday. ** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please >>> use the back door. ** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the >>> Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to >>> attend this tragedy.** >>> *--------------------------* >>> **** >>> **Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian >>> Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. ** >>> *--------------------------*** >>> **/And this one just about sums them all up/** >>> ** >>> **The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan >>> last Sunday:** >>> **'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'* >>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [/QUOTE]
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