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<blockquote data-quote="New C5er" data-source="post: 144067" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p><strong>Yes, the new one is out! The brand new edition of </strong><em><strong>You know you're a redneck when.. </strong></em> </p><p></p><p><strong>1 You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>7 You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it</strong>.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>8 You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.</strong></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong>16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>17. You have a rag for a gas cap.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>20. You can spit without opening your mouth.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>29. You missed your </strong>8th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.</strong> </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="New C5er, post: 144067, member: 1335"] [B]Yes, the new one is out! The brand new edition of [/B][I][B]You know you're a redneck when.. [/B][/I] [B]1 You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. [B]2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.[/B] [B]3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.[/B] [B]4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.[/B] [B]5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.[/B] [B]6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.[/B] [B]7 You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it[/B]. [B]8 You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.[/B] [B]9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.[/B] [B]10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.[/B] [B]11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat[/B] [B]12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.[/B] [B]13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.[/B] [B]14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.[/B] [B]15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.[/B][/B] [B]16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. [B]17. You have a rag for a gas cap.[/B] [B]18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.[/B] [B]19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.[/B] [B]20. You can spit without opening your mouth.[/B] [B]21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it[/B] [B]22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.[/B] [B]23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.[/B] [B]24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.[/B] [B]25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.[/B] [B]26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.[/B] [B]27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements[/B] [B]28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.[/B] [B]29. You missed your [/B]8th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. [B]30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.[/B] [/B] [/QUOTE]
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