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<blockquote data-quote="New C5er" data-source="post: 106996" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p><strong><em>A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLONDE</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>SECTION AND SITS DOWN.</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>TO SEE HER TICKET.</em></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><em>SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>BACK.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>STAYING RIGHT HERE."</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>HERE."</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>REASON.</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE?</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>ANY FUSS.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>"I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><em>GOING TO TORONTO."</em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="New C5er, post: 106996, member: 1335"] [B][I]A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLONDE[/I][/B] [B][I]IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS[/I][/B] [B][I]SECTION AND SITS DOWN.[/I][/B] [B][I]THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS[/I][/B] [B][I]TO SEE HER TICKET.[/I][/B] [B][I]SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR[/I][/B] [B][I]ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE[/I][/B] [B][I]BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M[/I][/B] [B][I]BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M[/I][/B] [B][I]STAYING RIGHT HERE."[/I][/B] [B][I]THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND[/I][/B] [B][I]TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A[/I][/B] [B][I]BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS[/I][/B] [B][I]IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.[/I][/B] [B][I]THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO[/I][/B] [B][I]EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE[/I][/B] [B][I]WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE[/I][/B] [B][I]REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,[/I][/B] [B][I]I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT[/I][/B] [B][I]HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY[/I][/B] [B][I]SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO[/I][/B] [B][I]ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO[/I][/B] [B][I]REASON.[/I][/B] [B][I]THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE?[/I][/B] [B][I]I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A[/I][/B] [B][I]BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."[/I][/B] [B][I]HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER[/I][/B] [B][I]EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND[/I][/B] [B][I]GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.[/I][/B] [B][I]THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND[/I][/B] [B][I]ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT[/I][/B] [B][I]ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T[/I][/B] [B][I]GOING TO TORONTO."[/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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