Old Timer
Aug 5, 2011
Cambridge ON
2006 vert, 1994 vert
After being married for many years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
The line that gets me in trouble is when I say to people ..
"She is the best girl I could get with the car I had at the time!"
I remind her that I had a pretty nice car ('70 Chevelle).
She's still here after 40 years. lol
"She is the best girl I could get with the car I had at the time!"


That is one of the best lines I have read in a long time.......I will definately be using that one in the future.
I always introduce my wife to new people as "my first wife." worked for the last 35 years. :rofl:
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