ABC's of comedy.

[CCO]

After being married for many years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.


He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."


She asks..... "What does that mean?"


He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.


She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"


He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"


The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

 

[Riley P]

 

[Keith Tedford]

No one in their right mind, who has been married for a long time, would be so dumb as to use that line on their wives......unless they were very, very drunk. Trust me.

 

[Woodstock Car Guy]

At least not twice ...

 

[CCO]

No one in their right mind, who has been married for a long time, would be so dumb as to use that line on their wives......unless they were very, very drunk. Trust me.

The voice of experience Keith?
C.

 

[Keith Tedford]

There are some things that you just KNOW. You don't stay married for 41 years saying stuff like that.

 

[CCO]

.....well most got a kick out of it anyway. Whether it's really anything to do with harmony or not is fairly easy to figure out I suppose.

Enjoy,
or not.

 

[buckhorn76]

my ex wife's lawyer thought it was hilarious. :swear:

 

[nascar03]

The line that gets me in trouble is when I say to people ..
"She is the best girl I could get with the car I had at the time!"
I remind her that I had a pretty nice car ('70 Chevelle).
She's still here after 40 years. lol
graham

 

[CaledoniaBrian]

"She is the best girl I could get with the car I had at the time!"

graham

That is one of the best lines I have read in a long time.......I will definately be using that one in the future.
I always introduce my wife to new people as "my first wife." worked for the last 35 years.