You need a New Password

[CCO]

Contributed from our friend in Welland.
C.

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User: My usual password is suddenly not working. Why?


Website chat assistant: Your password has expired. You must register a new one.


User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?


Website: You must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.


User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?


Website: No. You must get a new one.


User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.


Website: Sorry. You must get a new one.


User: Ok, roses


Website: Sorry. You must use more letters.


User: Pretty roses


Website: You must use at least one number.


User: 1 pretty rose


Website: You cannot use blank spaces.


User: 1prettyrose


Website: You must use additional letters.


User: 1freakingprettyrose


Website: You must use at least one capital letter.


User: 1FREAKINGprettyrose


Website: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.


User: 1Freakingprettyrose


Website: You must use additional letters.


User: 1Freakingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfreakingnow


Website: Sorry. That password is already being used.

 

[FordPrefect]

Unexpected and very funny

 

[theboss]

imagine now if all your access code needed to be replace every month, you get berserk real fast

 

[Elf]

I can actually believe the thread.

 

[CCO]

I can actually believe the thread.

Hey Stephen, I'm sure it's based on some truth -- I'm sure we've all had issues with chasing an appropriate password to fulfill all the requirements......and then trying to remember what it is.........and then being told to change it regularly --

After a while one feels like pulling one's hair out -- or just chucking the whole shootin' match into the bin.

C.

 

[Case75]

I get this at work every month with my email access and my voicemail! PITA!

 

[Riley P]

I would get a version of this when signing up for my photo bucket account!