The Millennial Thread

[YFCvii]

What the heck ... it’s Winter, the middle of January, it’s about to get real cold. I resort to humour. So why not start a thread that not many should take offence over until perhaps when the time comes for the C9 or C10 to be released. So please keep it reasonable and within sensible boundaries

Back in the day it may be been known similar to; but really needs updating from “blonde“ humour.

I will start a couple of questions a Millennial might ask (that i enjoyed from a TV program) ...
... and I’m not aiming for a bunch answers

 

[YFCvii]

Question Asked by a “M” ....

I need to learn a musical instrument right NOW. Like immediately. I’m thinking I like the piano or perhaps the bag pipes would be pretty cool. Can anyone tell me how I can learn instantly?

 

[YFCvii]

Question asked by a “M” ...

I work at Little Caesars Pizza.
How do I fix that?

 

[YFCvii]

Ok to be fair. I will ask a question that a “M” ... might be able to answer ...

 

[G-ForceJunkie]

Careful, we might start a thread about questions that a Boomer might ask. "How come my printer stopped working?".....

 

[YFCvii]

Careful, we might start a thread about questions that a Boomer might ask. "How come my printer stopped working?".....

Ya Thank God for GenZ (those born after the internet). I just make it a part of my GenZ kid’s allowance to successfully reconfig along with getting my iPhone working right too. Otherwise I’m told by the “text message gods” to recycle and buy new ...
... otherwise my experience is that it only needs a bigger hammer ...

 

[Rruuff Day]

Question Asked by a “M” ....

I need to learn a musical instrument right NOW. Like immediately. I’m thinking I like the piano or perhaps the bag pipes would be pretty cool. Can anyone tell me how I can learn instantly?

Try a tambourine... If an "M" can't play that they should settle for playing a radio...

 

[YFCvii]

Try a tambourine... If an "M" can't play that they should settle for playing a radio...

hey ... some of us were in it for the groupies

 

[Rruuff Day]

Like Mark Knopfler sung in a duo with Chet Atkins... "Well, Them Groupie Girls Ain't What They're Cracked Up To Be, Well Not All Of Them Anyway"

 

[Cariboocreek]

Always need more cowbell....

 

[EJChevy]

As someone who is not a part of the general Corvette demographic, and is a Millennial myself, I take full offence to this thread and feel the forum should be shut down for such schismatic behaviour!

Not serious, just joking.

I don't fit into the Millennial Stereotype. I'm managed to get myself in the very rare position of being able to build wealth in this currently, royally effed up economy.

I will, however, toss in the occasional joke.

 

[Creedence85]

Careful, we might start a thread about questions that a Boomer might ask. "How come my printer stopped working?".....

Is it plugged in?

 

[BDK]

Is it plugged in?

I don't know, I can't see it's too dark in here...The power is out....

 

[LE BARON]

You'll know a boomer when you ask him if he has windows on his/her computer and they tell you they have a screen so the mosquitoes don't come in.

Sorry, couldn't help myself. Luckily I laugh at my own jokes.

 

[YFCvii]

You'll know a boomer when you ask him if he has windows on his/her computer and they tell you they have a screen so the mosquitoes don't come in.

Sorry, couldn't help myself. Luckily I laugh at my own jokes.

Ya I’m rather uncomfortable going into an Apple Store because there are no Windows to escape from in the event of an Emergency.

 

[frankmp]

What the heck ... it’s Winter, the middle of January, it’s about to get real cold.

Real cold? That's nothing. Lived thru this and those temp's were in degrees F

 

[BDK]

Real cold? That's nothing. Lived thru this and those temp's were in degrees F

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Thats not a cold spell.. A cold spell is when the high is minus 30 or lower for a few days in a row..
.

 

[frankmp]

Thats not a cold spell.. A cold spell is when the high is minus 30 or lower for a few days in a row..
.

There were a string of 9 days below -22f or -30c....and a few others.....whatever it was cold walking 1 mile to school those days.....

 

[rockitman]

Real cold? That's nothing. Lived thru this and those temp's were in degrees F

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I have that certificate. I know where you were then!! What school did you go to. Hardisty and McNally for me.

 

[AxeZ06]

I spent 1 yr in Edmonton. 81/82. Minus 45C was the norm for more than a couple days. Buddy I worked with, ran out to start his truck, running back in, his levis broke at the knee. They were damp, from laundry, froze, and snapped.