I got followed by a cop for 8 kms with his radar gun blasting up my rectum. When I wouldn't speed and he could tell I was almost home... He gave me a tinting ticket. I asked him if he was really so dense that it took him that long to see the tint. Cops aren't supposed to single people out like that. I told him Buford T Justice and the tax payers would be happy with how he just spent the last 30 minutes if his night and I left.
