Featured POETRY FROM WILLIE NELSON

[LE BARON]

Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher, Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 80th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

"I’ve outlived my dick."
A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy, Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job, To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave.
For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!!

 

[turbozig]

Poor Willie's Willy! Lol!

 

[YFCvii]

So no longer known as "Shotgun Willie" heh,
don't bother to "Pick Up the Pieces" as "The Party's Over",
so get back "On the Road Again" "Country Willie" and get
"In the Car Again" and forget about "Picking Up the Tempo",
as you may say that "You Don't Think I'm Funny..." "Within Your Crowd"
so don't be a "Hero" thinking of the "Good Times" as a "Matador"
with "Alice in Hulaland" or "Annie" from "Denver" and that "Song Writer"
you called "Valentine" as "She's Gone" to "Denver" saying "There's No Easy Way"
to say there's no "Right from Wrong" when "There's No Tomorrow In Sight"
and not even a "Christmas Prayer" for an "Opportunity to Cry"
and just "Pretend it Never Happened" as "Any Old Arms Wont Do"
so just "Blame It On Old Times" and "Yesterday's Wine" ...
But whatever you do ... do not "Send Me a Picture"