Here are some pictures of me, I was around 4 or 5 years old, which would have been right when the C4 came out. I have the dark hair and cowboy boots. AND cotton candy. AND a candy apple.
Dude, what are you talking about, the C4 never came out when you were 4 or 5 years old. The C5 was about to come out when you were that age.
In less seriousness, that Monster Vette looks like it would be a rough ride. Even stiffer than your 87 Z51 Mike! Could you imagine someone doing that to a C6 when it came out?