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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



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Woodchuck didn't see his shadow earlier this month so he's been out chucking wood ever since.... Gotta love a mild February....
 
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It's not very mild around here this February. Been a hard winter, even the January thaw got postponed until April.
 
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At minus 34 this morning I wonder how much firewood a woodchuck could chuck into the wood stove this morning. I would appreciate a few chunks of wood that the woodchuck would be willing to chuck. That is providing of course that the woodchuck does not freeze to death.
 
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At minus 34 this morning I wonder how much firewood a woodchuck could chuck into the wood stove this morning. I would appreciate a few chunks of wood that the woodchuck would be willing to chuck. That is providing of course that the woodchuck does not freeze to death.
See that carbon tax we are forced to pay is working well. Next year -40. LOL.
 

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



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It is currently unknown how much wood, the Marmota Monax of the Sciuridae species, more commonly referred to as the Groundhog, or "woodchuck" can chuck. This has boggled scientists for years, and researchers are still continuing to find an answer.
 

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At minus 34 this morning I wonder how much firewood a woodchuck could chuck into the wood stove this morning. I would appreciate a few chunks of wood that the woodchuck would be willing to chuck. That is providing of course that the woodchuck does not freeze to death.
Wow Murray. That's nippy.... Hmmmmmm..... Since our woodchuck (Ballsack Willie) is out running around in the mild weather, I'm going to send him your way with a load. Stay warm my friend.

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I heard next year they are going to have a mechanical groundhog because they say its inhumane to wake up the varmint when its hibernating. He has one job one day year long and thats to much???? He must have got a hold of UNIFOR. :ROFL:
 
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I think a bobcat would be a better animal... they don't hibernate, don't mind being worked hard, and would be more efficient at chucking wood too...

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👆🏻Add that to camping gear 👆🏻
Or perhaps needed for the Rocky Mountain Cruise evening 🔥 campfires 🔥 ...
 
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👆🏻Add that to camping gear 👆🏻
Or perhaps needed for the Rocky Mountain Cruise evening 🔥 campfires 🔥 ...
You guys buy me the attachment for my skidsteer and I'll split your cruise campfire wood for you... :Biggrin:
 
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déjà vu ... I'm sure we've seen this before... An important post to bump though.... o_O
 

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