Jul 21, 2012
Clinton Ontario Canada
So What do we Canadians Have to be Proud of ?

1. Smarties (not sold in the USA )

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp (not sold in the USA )

3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.

4. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ON

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers

10. Tim Horton's beats Dunkin' Donuts

11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House. Then we burned it, and most of Washington .... We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and Partied.....
Go figure.

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany .

13. We have the largest English population that never Ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone,anywhere. EVER!
(We got clobbered in the odd battle but prevailed in ALL the wars)

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing. He showed up just in time to get caught.

16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. (That's more information than I need!)

19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk...

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone. Also short wave radios which save countless lives each year.

22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.


The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands in, with mitts on.

OOOoohhhhh. .... Canada !!

Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day! :canada:
And how about:

Five-pin bowling
Wonderbra (way to go Moe)
Artificial pacemaker
Robertson screw (don't come at me with your Phillips please!)
Ski-Doo (ah the moterized tobaggan!)
Radio Voice Transmission
Birch-Bark Canoe (well pre-European Canadian anyway)
UV Degradable Plastics
Goalie mask
Marquis Wheat (sort of personal for me)
Electric Oven
Green Garbage Bag
Snowblower (sadly probably the only ones who really need it too!)
Self-Propelled Combine Harvester (I couldn't imagine my farm without this)
Ardox Spiral Nail
Caulking gun

We've never taken a back seat to anyone!
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