An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided it
might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they went out for a
heart to heart talk over dinner about whether it would really work out.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on. Then the
gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical
relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say
that I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking over his glasses,
he casually asked: "Was that one word or two?"