Featured All Corvette owners will understand..

[BDK]

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife


Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant: Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans — I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband : Yes.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door… at this point the husband started crying.
Sergeant : Don’t worry sir … We will find your car.

 

[YFCvii]

I posted this in another thread but is likely a good to follow thru "our ownership understanding"

 

[Black 03 Z06]

Must be the cold, if we cannot laugh what is the point of carrying on?

Very good.

 

[Riley P]

Hahahaha. Too funny. I think the reason why I don't know my wife as well as my car is I didn't order her to my specs and I don't spend the same amount of time washing and detailing her as I do the car.

 

[Rruuff Day]

LMAO.... this thread could really get interesting if any of our wives take a look... hopefully they all have a sense of humour....

 

[RockyPM]

We know our wives have a sense of humor Eric, they married us!

 

[YFCvii]

I hope nobody is compiling incriminating spousal evidence on us .....

 

[Rruuff Day]

We know our wives have a sense of humor Eric, they married us!

True that Paul.... or maybe they just thought they could change us?