A Poem For You - C8 Lovers, The Dreamers, and me

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#2YearsStillWaiting

Fun Fact: Post Title was a nod to Kermit, and his beautiful ballad, my childhood hero
Fun Fact: I sadly cannot take full credit for the poem (will partially if you repost it), was generated by chatgpt (ask it something and out it comes)
 
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#2YearsStillWaiting

Fun Fact: Post Title was a nod to Kermit, and his beautiful ballad, my childhood hero
Fun Fact: I sadly cannot take full credit for the poem (will partially if you repost it), was generated by chatgpt (ask it something and out it comes)
Fun Fact: the cadence is poor
Fun fact: It's badly written! ;)
 
I think I'm just gonna log out...
So what most of you don't know is that a certain someone (to whom I am replying) wrote to me to tell me how moved he was with my contribution to automotive poetry. I was then asked (more like begged me), to have something written about him and his heritage, so here you go....

There once was a raccoon named Jack,
With a mischievous look on his back.
He lived in the woods, Where he roamed and he could,
Never once taking a break from his track.

His fur was as black as the night,
And his eyes shined so bright,
He was always on the move,
With a sense of adventure to prove,
That he was the king of the forest, all right.

Jack loved to climb up high,
On trees and on telephone wires, he would defy,
All the danger and fear,
With his cunning and his daring clear,
He was always up for a climb and a try.

He was a thief and a scoundrel too,
Stealing food and then running through,
The forest with glee,
Never caught, never seen,
He was the raccoon who got away, that's true.

So here's to Jack, the raccoon king,
With his mischievous ways, he'll do anything,
For a thrill and a fun,
Under the sun,
He's the raccoon who'll always do his own thing.
 
So what most of you don't know is that a certain someone (to whom I am replying) wrote to me to tell me how moved he was with my contribution to automotive poetry. I was then asked (more like begged me), to have something written about him and his heritage, so here you go....

There once was a raccoon named Jack,
With a mischievous look on his back.
He lived in the woods, Where he roamed and he could,
Never once taking a break from his track.

His fur was as black as the night,
And his eyes shined so bright,
He was always on the move,
With a sense of adventure to prove,
That he was the king of the forest, all right.

Jack loved to climb up high,
On trees and on telephone wires, he would defy,
All the danger and fear,
With his cunning and his daring clear,
He was always up for a climb and a try.

He was a thief and a scoundrel too,
Stealing food and then running through,
The forest with glee,
Never caught, never seen,
He was the raccoon who got away, that's true.

So here's to Jack, the raccoon king,
With his mischievous ways, he'll do anything,
For a thrill and a fun,
Under the sun,
He's the raccoon who'll always do his own thing.
OK, lol. I beg your forgiveness. The cadence did start out wonderful, and got a little sloppy, but the effort was great and I loved it.
Thanks Neils! lol
 
Instead, he used a garden hose
To clean off all the dirt and woes

He'd spray it down with water strong
Until the car shone bright and long

The neighbors stared in disbelief
At how he avoided all the grief

Of bucket, sponge, and soapy mess
And still achieved such great success

So if you're tired of the old way
Give the hose a try today!
 
Instead, he used a garden hose
To clean off all the dirt and woes

He'd spray it down with water strong
Until the car shone bright and long

The neighbors stared in disbelief
At how he avoided all the grief

Of bucket, sponge, and soapy mess
And still achieved such great success

So if you're tired of the old way
Give the hose a try today!
Was your wife happy you spent valentines day doing this? ;) lol
 

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